Elton John. Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy (LP)

The brilliantly compelling new biography of the treacherous and tyrannical King John, published to coincide with the 800th anniversary of Magna Carta • King John is familiar to everyone as the villain from the tales of Robin Hood — greedy, cowardly, despicable and cruel. But who was the man behind the legend? • Drawing on contemporary chronicles and the king's own letters, bestselling historian Marc Morris brings the real John vividly to life. We see how a youngest son with limited prospects became the ruler of the greatest dominion in Europe, but at a terrible cost. His rise to power involved treachery, rebellion and murder, and his reign witnessed oppression on an almost unprecedented scale. It climaxed in conspiracy and revolt, and his leading subjects forced him to issue Magna Carta, a document binding him and his successors to behave better in future

George and Harold are up to their old tricks again, and when their latest prank makes a direct hit on school brainiac Melvin Sneedly, he decides to get even! But in the blink of an eye -- and the sneeze of a nose -- Melvin goes from snooty to snotty, and the Bionic Booger Boy is born! Can Captain Underpants clean up this catastrophe, or will the mucous monster make a mess of things?

George and Harold won't be able to participate in this year's science fair. That's because they glued Principal Krupp to his chair at last year's science fair. But that won't stop them from messing with the science projects. So the electric dog washer shoots out black ink, the model volcano blows out butterscotch pudding, and the boys end up in detention. With time to kill, they create a new Captain Underpants episode, this one with attacking toilets. But when the school science genius turns the cartoon into reality, it's time for Mr. Krupp to transform into everyone's favorite underwear-wearing superhero!

George and Harold are behind bars for a crime they didn't commit! But just as they are settling into their new life, they are pulled from prison by a time-traveling tyrant named Tippy Tinkletrousers! Now the boys are taking a trip back in time to the carefree days of kindergarten, when the scariest thing they had to face was not evil mad scientists or alien cafeteria ladies but a sixth-grade bully named Kipper Krupp, the nephew of their clueless school principal. And because George and Harold don't invent Captain Underpants until they're in fourth grade, the clever kindergartners are on their own. Can they beat the bullies with brainpower instead of Wedgie Power?

George and Harold have been turned into evil zombie nerds doomed to roam a devastated, postapocalyptic planet for all eternity! Unfortunately, the boys can't count on Captain Underpants for help because Tippy Tinkletrousers and his time-traveling hijinks prevented George and Harold from creating him in the first place! With Tippy having changed the course of human history forever, George and Harold will have to figure out a way to change it back!

"Капитан Трусы" — иллюстрированная серия детских романов американского писателя и иллюстратора Дэва Пилки. В книге "Капитан Трусы и гнев злой женщины на танкетке" Джордж и Гарольд действительно сделали это: они создали монстра! Она быстрее, сильнее и умнее всего, что мир видел раньше: она женщина на танкетке! С помощью своих ужасных роботов и чудовищной прически женщина-танкетка выполняет миссию по захвату мира, и она устроит грандиозный разнос любому, кто встанет у нее на пути, включая капитана Трусы • Станут ли порочные поступки женщины-танкетки концом для наших героев? Вам придется прочитать книгу, чтобы узнать это. А пока... будь начеку! • Книга на английском языке • George and Harold have really done it this time: They've created a monster! She's faster, stronger, and smarter than anything the world has seen before: She's Wedgie Woman! With the help of her horrible robots and her horrendous hairdo, Wedgie Woman is on a mission to take over the world, and she'll give a whopping wedgie to anyone who stands in her way, including Captain Underpants

Just when you thought it was safe to flush, the Turbo Toilet 2000 strikes back! The carnivorous commode known for devouring everything in its path has built up a real appetite... for revenge! Luckily, the fate of humanity is once again in the hands of George and Harold and their annoying nemesis Melvin Sneedly. Will Wedgie Power prevail? Or will the amazing Captain Underpants be flushed away forever?

George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy, and through the wonders of science, Melvin Sneedly had been brought back to normal (well, almost normal). It looked like their last adventure was actually going to have a happy ending... except for one thing (well, three things) -- the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers. Now George, Harold, and their buddies are on the run -- with the Robo-Boogers in hot, gooey pursuit! Will the boys get away from these gross globs, or will Sulu have to save the day again?

Книга Дэва Пилки "Капитан Трусы и вторжение невероятно озорных дам из кафетерия из космоса" - это третье приключение Капитана Трусы, какого вы никогда раньше не видели: в полном цвете! • Джордж и Гарольд сыграли пару шуток почти со всеми в начальной школе Джерома Хорвица. Когда из-за их последней выходки капризные официантки школьного кафетерия увольняются, мистер Крупп нанимает трио необычных заменителей, которые, оказывается, ужасно похожи на инопланетян! Спасет ли этот крестоносец в плаще-занавеске, капитан Трусы, положение еще раз? Или эти дамы из космического кафетерия съедят его на обед? • Книга на английском языке • The third Captain Underpants adventure like you've never seen it before: in full color! • George and Harold have played a trick or two on nearly everyone at Jerome Horwitz Elementary