Puffin Little Badman and the Time-travelling Teacher of Doom Arshad Humza, White Henry

"You've probably heard of me, right? Little Badman. No? Oh. Well. . . Doesn't matter. You will do one day. I'm gonna be big." • I'm Humza Khan, the greatest eleven-year-old rapper Eggington has ever known; soon everyone will know my name • Only problem is school has got really weird, man. All my teachers are disappearing and our aunties are taking over • It wasn't too bad at the start, they keep feeding us delicious snacks. Like, all the time • But now these aunties are trying to mess with my music, so me and my best friends Umer and Wendy are going to hunt for the truth. Cos something big and bad is going on and we won't let anything mess with my music... or you know, the world • A hilarious and fast-paced adventure from comedian Humza Arshad and screen writer Henry White, perfect for fans of David Solomons and David Baddiel

"Маленький плохой человек и восстание панджабских зомби" - детская книга Аршада Хумзы и Генри Уайта • Добро пожаловать в Большую школу • Хамза Хан - он же Литтл Бэдмен, величайший рэпер Эджингтона - возможно, наконец-то встретил свою пару • Злые гении-учителя и гигантские хомячки-убийцы (подробности смотрите в предыдущих приключениях Маленького Бэтмена) - ничто по сравнению с открытием новой школы • Он уже побывал на рэп-баттле со школьным хулиганом, над которым смеялись его одноклассники. О, и мы даже не упомянули о древнем магическом шаре, вызывающем хаос и, вполне возможно, ведущем к разрушению мира • По крайней мере, Хамза нашел кого-то, кто поможет ему с домашним заданием. Просто жаль, что этот друг не совсем... жив • Книга на английском языке

«Артемис Фаул и парадокс времени» — шестая книга в криминально хорошей серии «Артемис Фаул» Эоина Колфера • Бывший криминальный гений Артемис Фаул обманывал фей и сражался с гоблинами • На этот раз это личное • Мать Артемиды тяжело больна. К сожалению, лекарство, вымирающий лемур, было уничтожено восемь лет назад... Артемисом Фаулом. Разговор о неловком • Что, если бы он мог отправиться в прошлое, перехитрить себя прежнего и вернуть лемура домой? С подходящим демоном-чернокнижником это возможно • Но все мы помним юную Артемиду. Он был, мягко говоря, довольно ужасным человеком, так что это будет нелегко • Артемис Фаул действительно является злейшим врагом самого себя • Книга на английском языке • Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox is the sixth book in the criminally good Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer

From multi-media journalist and seahorse dad, Freddy McConnell, and award-winning illustrator Rosalind Beardshaw • Join Papa and Little One on a very ordinary day, as they explore Little One's big question: "What do we need?" • Together, they decide they need lots of things - clean water, friends, a home - but, above all, they need each other • This is a lyrical, heart-warming picture book for all families, no matter how they are created and no matter who is in them

The Little Girl and the Tiny Doll by Aingelda Ardizzone and illustrated by Edward Ardizzone has been delighting generations of children • There was once a tiny doll who belonged to a girl who did not care for dolls. One day when the little girl was shopping in the supermarket with her mother, she threw the tiny doll into a deep freeze. So the tiny doll had to stay there, cold and lonely, and frightened by people shuffling all the food round her. But someone came along who felt sorry for her, and thought of ways to make her happier, so the tiny doll began to smile again • Reissued in 'A Puffin Book' series of Puffin modern classics, this simple story with charming black and white drawings by Edward Ardizzone is a perfect book for young children

'Can all animals talk?' Jack asked • 'Well, of course they can,' said Boadicea the Shetland Pony. 'We're not idiots, you know.' • Jack is a very small and bendy boy. So small and bendy, that he can hide inside his own school bag! • Other than bending and hiding, his favourite thing to do is to go to Old Mr Mudge's junkyard and ride the horses, Lightning and Boadicea • It's definitely better than going home to his drippy Aunt Violet, smelly Uncle Ted and evil cousin Kelly • But when he (accidentally) runs away, he finds himself on an adventure to free his mum from prison- with the help of a lot of talking animals! • Filled with excitement, fun and far too much horse poo, this is the hilarious new story from national treasure Ade Edmondson, author of Tilly and the Time Machine

A super magical story featuring Mr Majeika, the popular wizard turned teacher! • Fun and magic combine as usual in this new Mr Majeika story. The pupils in Class 3 at St Barty's School are not impressed when their headteacher imposes strict rules of behaviour for Halloween. Mr Majeika uses a little magic to make the evening memorable but nasty Hamish Bigmore tells the local press and gets the wizard-teacher the sack. School without magic seems rather boring and Mr Majeika doesn't last long in the other jobs he tries. His long-time enemy, Wilhelmina Warlock is clearly behindall the trouble; she and the dreaded Hamish must be defeated before life can return to normal

'Music teacher? What music teacher?' • The sudden arrival of a new music teacher throws St barty's School into confusion. Mysterious smells start coming from the staffroom and creepy-crawlies appear out of nowhere. The new arrival is, of course, Wilhelmina Worlock, a wicked witch with some nasty tricks • It's up to Mr Majeika to try to outwit her

Mr Majeika is the most magical teacher around! • Sometimes, ' whispered Jody. 'I think school dinners would be alright if it wasn't for her.' • Mrs Chipchase, the nasty dinner lady, makes lunch hour at St Barty's really unpleasant. That is, for everyone but her 'favourite friend', Hamish Bigmore. Up to his usual tricks, Hamish is allowed to eat chocolate instead of ghastly school dinners! • Mr Majeika decides it's time to sort out the menu

Aldrin Addis has the world's most unusual and secret SUPER-POWER: By eating very stinky cheese before bedtime, Aldrin can enter people's dreams and nightmares, and help them with their problems • The trouble is, Aldrin has problems of his own. Dad's not been himself since Mum died, their cheese shop (C'est Cheese!) is under threat of closure, and Aldrin's struggling at school • But things go from bad to worse when Aldrin realises something - or someone - is trying to steal his cheesy super power for their own evil plan for world domination! • And this time, Aldrin might need more than the stinkiest of Bries to save the day!

Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony is the fifth sensational book in the gripping Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer • Teenage genius Artemis Fowl has something new to play with • Demons • Big human haters, they are (thankfully) stuck in Limbo, a place that exists outside of time and space. But now demons are materialising on Earth at random. This won't be pretty • Artemis is determined to save the day (I know, everyone's shocked). Can he somehow help the demons, and avert the carnage and chaos of a human-demon war? • He's not the only one on their trail, though. Meet Minerva Paradizo - ruthless child genius, and not quite so demon-friendly • Let battle commence

Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero • Normally when you turn sixteen you get a really cool present • But, being sixteen and the son of Poseidon can never be that simple. So instead, I get a prophecy that says the fate of the entire world on my shoulders. Great • On top of that, Kronos, Lord of the Titans, is attacking New York City and the dreaded monster Typhon is heading our way. So, it's me and forty of my demi-god friends versus untold evil • Happy birthday to me! • WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON • · Monsters • · Greek Gods • · Laughs (and terrified screams)