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Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got blamed for global warming. And that's just the tip of the iceberg • It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink • Is life still unfair for Norm? Abso-Flipping-Lutely! • Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts and May Cause Irritation with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can't understand why everything always seems unfair

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got out of bed and trod in something he shouldn't have • What with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad? • Abso-Flipping-Lutely Right He Did!

Norman knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his dad's wardrobe • Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! • Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?

A classic Charlie and Lola picture book all about counting and sums, from Children’s Laureate Lauren Child. Now in a brilliant board book! • Perfectly funny and perfectly formed, this hilarious picture book sees top negotiator Lola take on numbers in everyday life and bend them to her endearing and unique will • I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny • Sometimes for a treat, Mum says, “We are going to the shops and you may choose one thing.” • “One thing to share?” says Lola • I say, “One thing for you and one thing for me, which means two actual things.” • ‘Numeracy at its most joyful and positive … a brilliant way to get young minds excited about maths’ Teach Early Years

Some things can't be cured, can't be stopped, can't die • Urgent! • An epidemic is sweeping the country • You are among the infected. There is no cure, and you cannot be permitted to infect others. You are now under quarantine • The very few of the infected who survive are dangerous and will be taken into the custody of the army • Young runaway Callie survived the disease, but not the so-called treatment. Her brother Kai is still looking for her. And his new friend Shay may hold the key to uncovering what truly happened • From the author of the international sensation Slated comes the first book in a powerful new story of survival and transformation; love and power

Perfectly funny and perfectly formed, this hilarious picture book sees top negotiator Lola take on numbers in everyday life and bend them to her endearing and unique will • I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny • Sometimes for a treat, Mum says, "We are going to the shops and you may choose one thing." • "One thing to share?" says Lola • I say, "One thing for you and one thing for me, which means two actual things."

I don’t mean to get into trouble. Trouble just sort of finds me • Grace has been shipped off to stay with her diplomat Grandpa in the glittering Embassy Row, a place where trespassing into the wrong garden can cause an international incident. Grace knows the rules – she’s ignored them before – but however much she wants to change, she can’t. Not while she’s certain of three things • 1. She isn’t crazy • 2. Her mother was murdered • 3. Someday she’s going to find the man with the scar, and then she is going to make him pay • About the Author • Ally Carter writes books about spies, thieves, and teenagers. She is the New York Times best-selling author of the hugely popular Gallagher Girls series, including I’d Tell You I Love You but Then I’d Have to Kill You, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy, Don’t Judge a Girl by Her Cover, and Only the Good Spy Young

Join Tom on a brand new Beast Quest and take part in a terrifying adventure where You call the shots! • Evil wizard Malvel has stolen a magical dagger, and seeks to control the peaceful land of Gorgonia. Can YOU defeat the two terrifying Beasts that guard the dagger, Marlik the Drowning Terror and Klaxa the Armoured Enemy? Tom and Elenna will be by your side, but beware - by choosing the wrong path your Quest will fail and you may not survive

A classic Charlie and Lola picture book about starting school worries, from Children's Laureate Lauren Child • Charlie's little sister Lola is nearly big enough to go to school - but Lola is not so sure. She thinks it probably would be useful to read and write and count, but she doesn't really have time for school - she's much too busy doing extremely important things at home. And her invisible friend, Soren Lorensen, is slightly nervous about going to school on his own • This third title in the classic Charlie and Lola picture book series deals sympathetically with childrens' fears surrounding the first day at school • This utterly special 10th anniversary edition of this brilliant Charlie and Lola book comes with a free four-panel frieze - perfect for any fan's bedroom wall!

A magical, star-filled picture book about learning to share the wonders of our world, written and illustrated by the award-winning Britta Teckentrup • A magical, star-filled picture book about learning to share the wonders of our world • Every evening, Mole comes out of his burrow to watch the twinkling stars in the sky above. How he wishes he could have them for his very own! Then one night he sees a shooting star, and suddenly his wish comes true. There's just one problem: now that Mole's burrow is full of beautiful, shining stars, none of the other animals can enjoy them • Written and illustrated by the award-winning Britta Teckentrup, this beautiful picture book will spark conversations about sharing, friendship and using the resources of our world responsibly

Meet Mary McScary. Mary likes to be scary. She scares her mom, her dad, her pets, and even a balloon! But there's just one person Mary can't scare -- her cousin, Harry McScary. He's not afraid of the usual things, like spiders, snakes, and other creepy crawlies. But Mary doesn't give up that easily, and one way or another she'll find a way to give Harry the scare of his life. . . Beware of Mary McScary! Renowned bestselling children's book talents R.L. Stine, creator of the Goosebumps series, and Marc Brown, creator of the Arthur Adventure series, join forces once again in a spine-tingling, wildly funny picture book story featuring a fearless anti-heroine that will have kids and their parents cheering, "BOOOOOO!"

Six full colour Beast Quest stories in one book! • A bumper collection of six full colour Beast Quest stories in one book. Perfect for all fans of Beast Quest - and new ones!